The Sims 4 is a steaming pile and I’m so glad I didn’t spend $60 on it that I’m getting extremely drunk tonight because fuck EA.
This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!
The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.
"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"
Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.
This movie is fucking golden.
YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE
Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.
But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.
Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?
i loved this movie so dang much <3
I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
But how do we talk libertarians out of thinking and acting like four-year-olds…
What if you were watching the clouds with a kid and the glow cloud went by?
"that ones a horse"
“and thats a duck!”
“and that’s a… Oh. Ah, hmm, we really need to go inside. It’s gonna…. rain.”
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
If any of my male friends utter this word and take it seriously I will have to punch them so they realize how dumb they sound.
or when you have explosive diarrhea when walking
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girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
I want help.
But seeking it fills me with grief. The thought that I’m so damaged I can’t go on by myself. I’ve done nothing but glue myself back together all my life, all the while pieces going missing because if other people bounce off my shield I still do a mighty fine job scattering my innards anyway.
Therapists, psychiatrists, doctors - all they want to do is impose their beliefs on you. You need a pill, to fulfill your “role” as a woman, and Jesus (the man who made me such a sack of shit) to be happy.
No. The only thing I pray for anymore is death.